From Your Neighourhood Wordologist

I happen to be something of a wordologist, and I thought I would share some of my nowledge with y'all. Enjoy!

redouble: (v) To quadruple. As in "I redoubled my efforts in this game which by my calculation is 3.6 times better than the other guy that gave only 110%"

respectator: 1. (n) To be a polite spectator. 2. (v) To go to a sporting event again. 3 (v) To eat your potatoes.

alligators: (n-pl) Not just some of them. All of them!

godfearing: (adj) Suffering from both dyslexia and a canine phobia.

disregard: (v) To not gard again.

uncledisestablishmentarianism: (n) The longest word (by one letter) in the english language

Unitarian: (adj) Not from Itaria.

disarmament: (n) Something that mean kids do to ants and other bugs sometimes (see also 'diswingament').

unrepentant: (adj) Not willing to be pentant again (see pentant).

habilitation: (?) The first time you go somewhere to get help getting off drugs.

anticrastinate: (v) Preferring to do things now rather than leave for later.

design: (v) Take your name off a list.

resign: (v) Put your name back on a list.

bossanova: (n) The new person at work that you report to.

superior: (n) The very best kind of 'ior'.

jest: (u) More than 'jer', and a lot more than 'j'.

assuage: (n) Income from gay prostitution.

minimum: (n) Dwarf mother.

pentant: (adv) Something you can choose to not do again. (see 'unrepentant')

earwig: (n) Artificial ear hair for those that wish to look more aged.

deride: (v) To exit an amusement part ride, as in "When the seatbelt broke the youngster was derided almost immediately".

protein: (adj) In support of young adults.

contain: (adj) Not! in support of young adults.

prosperous: (n) A sperous who chose to play for money.

expensive: (adj) No longer lost in thought.

debated: (v) Attempted to catch with with a hook only.

notary: (adj) Avoiding delay.

avoid: (n) Not invalid.

reflexology: (n) The learning of flex, again.

undeserved: (adj) served

underserved: (adj) this definition

yellow: (v) What you do when someone steps on your toe.